So much clamoring for new blog posts really warms my heart. But let us clear the air here, people. What you mistook for laziness on my part was actually a social experiment of the highest degree. I was determined to find out what would happen if I gave you something great (in this case, a blog) then suddenly and without warning took away said greatness. And what was the reward for my pursuit of science? You all labeled me with the worst of all the sins: sloth. For shame. Hours of number-crunching the raw data, late nights putting together pie charts and bar graphs, weekends with my eye buried in a microscope...
Lazy? I think not. More like: Canada's Greatest Hero.
But, I digress. You see, all this talk about laziness has reminded me about the hordes of prep work that I have yet to do. But fear not, Travimaniacs, for I have recently took a big chunk of that prep and turned it into... um... prepped.
So without further adieu*, I present to you the Suzuki SV650:
That's right, the bike with a bigger cult following than L. Ron Hubbard will be my trusty steed throughout Europe. And I know what you're thinking: 'surely this must have cost you an arm and/or a leg.' Well, rest easy my friends, for with my expert skills of negotiation, I was able to convince them to give me the bike for the full five weeks for the price of only four.
...and don't call me Shirley.
* sorry to drop such heavy French on you, but I have to hone my skills prior to arriving in France. In case you're wondering, adieu, or a dieu is French for 'to God'. Which of course means... no, wait a minute... that can't be right.
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